Cunningly concealed amidst the gleeful mayhem of this image are the 11 topics from How to Speak Human: curiosity, anticipation, surprise, visual, narratives, emotionshumour, words, names, language and modes.

Spot one? Find them all, send us an email, and we’ll send the first ten folk with the correct answers a copy of How to Speak Human, complete with a very bad-but-good poem, specifically for you, handwritten lovingly inside.

Will we defile Tennyson verses? Will we violate a few lines of Voltaire? I don’t know! But there’s one way to find out...